Reality bites...

You knew what you got yourself into,
You knew what you would get in return.
What you never knew was who it would be!
For years you spewed venom,
On everything you fathom,
As horribly chauvinistic,
You never did give credit for the exceptions.
Oh well what a hobson's choice you have now,
The joke is on you my dear.
Nobody would believe their eyes now,
The taming of the shrew so it became,
Shakespeare came to bite you from beyond.
So marvel at this quandry you got yourself into.
The irony persists where the player gets played,
By the unexpected chance called fate.
So enjoy the game while it lasts,
As the taming continues on a hilarious dramedy callled life.